So I am a little late to the party. I say (or rather "I write") that for two reasons. I have neglected the people of earth of my wisdom for way too long by failing to post anything here for a couple of years. I apologize to those that would have missed me (all two of you sick hopefully hot chick-stalkers) and the rest of you will be reading this months or years after written as you research me for some class project (psychology no doubt) or maybe as background for a movie on my life. By the way if I haven't already made it clear in my will or during some kind of public testimony - I vote for Brad Pitt to play the middle aged me. And if this is years in the future I vote for Brad and Angelina's kid to play me, cause that is got to be one hot kid.
And the subject that has pulled me out of the abyss? The thing I choose to emerge out of the internet wastelands with? The thing that has me so ready to rant and rave about? The thing that had me yelling at the rear view mirror as I weaved in and out of traffic? Well you know me I and I hope you don't if you are reading this.... I can't answer a question with a straight answer - so sit back, strap in, grab a refreshing beverage (and an Advil) while I ramble a little.
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